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My Favs of the 00’s

Happy New Year and all that crap. Time for another list of my favorites. We put an end to another decade the other night. Yeah, don’t give me any semantics about it’s only the 9th year in this decade. Whatever. I mean, when I talk about the 80s, I mean [...]

Obscure Christmas Songs

Well, Christmas is almost here. With only 2 days away, let’s celebrate the season with the Christmas songs that you probably have never heard before. Today, we’ll look at a few “Christmas” songs that are soon to be classics played alongside Bing Crosby & Brenda Lee overhead in the Shopping Mall.
Before I get [...]

Christmas Shopping

So, the last couple weeks have been a little hectic for me. Well, they’ve kept me busy enough to neglect “half-assed productions” for awhile.
I told you I was going to be going to all the Black Friday sales the day after Thanksgiving. Well, as usual it was crazy. Toys R [...]

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I’m stuffed. I ate too much as usual, and we haven’t even had any pumpkin pie yet.

Tomorrow is Black Friday, and I’ve got a lot of crap planned. I’m going to be up at Toys R Us at Midnight to take advantage of all their sales, then I’m off [...]

Candy Cane Oreos

Who doesn’t like Oreo Cookies? Probably insane people. I mean, they’re delicious! And the generic ripoffs are just not the same. So, Nabisco (ding) decided to dress their cookies up for Christmas. They came up with Oreo Candy Cane cookies.

Theses Oreo’s have a snowflake stamped on the side, [...]

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Twizzlers vs. Red Vines (Plus Mr. Pibb)

The debate goes on. East Coast / West Coast, Republican / Democrat, Coke / Pepsi, etc… Well, today, We’re going to look at the great candy debate of Twizzlers VS Red Vines. We’ll also find out if Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious. Click on the pic above to [...]

My Pez Collection

Well, I finally did it. I went through my closet, dug through boxes, and took pictures of my entire PEZ Collection. There’s probably about 20 or so dispensers that are around somewhere, that I just couldn’t find. Anyway, I wrote an extensive article telling you the story of how I started collecting [...]

Classic Candy Commercials

Today, I’ve got a sweet tooth. Yep, I’m in the mood for some candy. So, I did something I haven’t done in months! I wrote a new article! Wow. Yeah, hopefully, it’ll catch on and I’ll actually start writing more full length articles instead of my short litttle updates. [...]

Rudolph should get a life

Hey everyone.
I’m very sorry for the lack of updates lately. I guess I’ll have to make a resolution to update more often in 2009. Since it’s the holidays, I’ve been busy with the Christmas shopping, drinking and other festive stuff. You know, basically excuses.
You may or may not be new [...]

It’s Finally here! Half-Assed TV: Episode 2

Okay, after years of waiting. I bring you half-assed tv: episode 2. This episode is all Halloween related stuff. I tried to keep it short and sweet to keep on YouTube.
Included in this episode you’ll see some “spooky” skits, an incomprehensible commercial, death, a halloween costume DIY project, etc…. [...]

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