Kick-Ass 2 – Review

Posted on 16. Aug, 2013 by .

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Are you ready to see more of Kick-Ass and Hit Girl? Well, they’re back for a sequel, which follows the comic book somewhat closely. We join Dave and Mindy (Kick-Ass and Hit Girl) after the events of the first movie. Mindy tends to skip school and go train every day to become the best superhero […]

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Breaking Sein – A Breaking Bad / Seinfeld Crossover

Posted on 11. Aug, 2013 by .

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I thought this was kind of relevant here, so I decided to post this on both filmbacon.com as well as halfassedproductions.com… So, I’m a huge fan of Seinfeld. I can annoy people with the several quotes and references I make to the show throughout conversations. To me, it just seems something happens in life that […]

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Breaking Sein – Breaking Bad / Seinfeld Crossover

Posted on 11. Aug, 2013 by .

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So, I’m a huge fan of Seinfeld. I can annoy people with the several quotes and references I make to the show throughout conversations. To me, it just seems something happens in life that is exactly something that happened in a Seinfeld episode. I guess why they say Jerry Seinfeld is the king of observational […]

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Elysium – Review

Posted on 09. Aug, 2013 by .

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It’s the year, 2154. The earth has become over-populated, full of disease and pollution. The wealthy people didn’t want to change their way of life, so Elysium was built. Elysium is a huge space station with it’s own environment, lakes, trees, etc. They live in huge mansions with Med Beds that will cure any disease, […]

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We’re The Millers – Review

Posted on 07. Aug, 2013 by .

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We’re the Millers is the latest summer comedy in theaters now. It stars Jason Sudeikis as David Clark. He’s a small time pot dealer. He makes good money just selling small amounts of marijuana to people around the neighborhood. Unfortunately, his dimwitted teenage neighbor, Kenny, decides to help a runaway in trouble with some thugs. […]

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2 Guns – Review

Posted on 02. Aug, 2013 by .

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Bobby and Stig seem to be partners in crime. When we first meet them, they’re checking out a bank, that a drug lord deposits 3 million into every week. They plan to rob the bank. But, unfortunately, there’s a diner across the street that cops frequent because of their donuts. So, they decide to set […]

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The To Do List – Review

Posted on 26. Jul, 2013 by .

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“The To Do List” is a teen sex comedy about a girl trying to lose her virginity before she goes away to college. The movie is set in the summer of 1993 and opens with the song, “Me So Horny” by 2 Live Crew to set the tone. Aubrey Plaza plays Brandy Klark, the senior […]

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The Wolverine – Review

Posted on 26. Jul, 2013 by .

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Good story, a lot of action, Logan the Wolverine ( Hugh Jackman) is in the Yukon lamenting about his lost love Jean Grey, reflects the time he saved a Japanese Army Soldier during the atomic bombing of Nagasaki during World War II. Logan being immortal is able to live in different periods of history. Back […]

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Red 2 – Review

Posted on 19. Jul, 2013 by .

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Trying to live a more “normal” life, Frank and Sarah start acting like more middle class Americans. We join them at Costco eating large bags of snacks & enjoying the huge bulk items. Marvin finds Frank, and tells him he feels there’s something going down. He has no proof or anything. But, out in the […]

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Pacific Rim – Review

Posted on 12. Jul, 2013 by .

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Here’s my take on how this movie got made: Somewhere in an office in Hollywood: Writer #1: We need a summer blockbuster, but can’t get the rights for Voltron, Godzilla, or Transformers. Writer #2: Well, we don’t exactly need licensing for those products. We can just rip out the parts that we like. And change […]

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