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One of my Christmas Cards

Here’s a Christmas card that I created last year for everyone’s viewing pleasure. The outside of the card is unimportant, the inside is where the fun is.

There’s really not much to say about it, but I’m trying to find more of my past Christmas cards. If anyone has any of my old Christmas Cards that I’ve sent you, please email me.

In this particular card I decided that Santa had went mad after drinking too much booze. Then he took control of the robots that the elves built for him to destroy all the elves. Plus he decided to set fire to the snowman & hang a reindeer. Everything is usually this merry and bright in my cards. For some reason, people expect this type of card from me.

Merry Christmas,

- Greg -
12-13-05