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Fast Food Commercials from the early ’90s
Posted on 02. Jul, 2017 by Greg.
So, I recently found a new VCR from a garage sale. I paid a hefty $1 for the thing. You see I’ve got boxes of VHS tapes from when I was a kid. I’ve been wanting to go through them and archive some of the old commercials and tv shows. You really don’t know how […]
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Naked Chicken Chalupa from Taco Bell
Posted on 26. Jan, 2017 by Greg.
Superbowl Sunday is only a little over a week away. It’s time to add a new (junk) food to the lineup. Thanks to Taco Bell, they have introduced the new Naked Chicken Chalupa. The Naked Chicken Chalupa is basically a larger flattened out breaded chicken patty, formed into a shell shape. From that point they […]
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The Dogs pick out an Engagement Ring
Posted on 29. Apr, 2016 by Greg.
So, I had this conversation with the dogs today…. GUS: Greg, Greg, Greg!!!! Me: What? What is it? GUS: Follow ME! I have something to show you! Me: I’ve seen your toy bone before. GUS: No, it’s not that.. Lulabell: Greg! this is important, come here now! In the kitchen Greg: Don’t you “bark” orders […]
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Rockstar Roasted (on an open Fire)
Posted on 10. Dec, 2014 by Greg.
So, I’ve avoided all sodas and energy drinks in the past few months. It’s been water and beer for me. Well, also, the morning coffee. But, something about this one from Rockstar intrigued me. Perhaps there’s some subliminal advertising on it that I’m unaware of. Or maybe the word “ROASTED” in all CAPS gives me […]
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Caramel Apple Twizzlers
Posted on 19. Sep, 2014 by Greg.
In this episode of half-assed tv, we try Caramel Apple Twizzlers.
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What does Shakeology Taste like?
Posted on 12. Sep, 2014 by Greg.
If you’ve been a fan or read anything on this site, you may not think that I’m the healthiest person in the world. And you’d be right. I’m used to trying the latest candy, snacks, or beer. But, today, I thought I’d post my thoughts on Shakeology. For those that don’t know, Shakeology is like […]
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Lay’s – Do Us a Flavor 2014
Posted on 04. Sep, 2014 by Greg.
We decided it was time for us to try all the of different flavors of Lay’s “Do Us a Flavor” campaign. Check out this video to see what we liked best..
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Dexter’s Laboratory – Banned Episode “Rude Removal”
Posted on 01. Apr, 2014 by Greg.
Dexter’s laboratory was one of the first original cartoons on Cartoon Network. It ran from 1996-2003. I remember watching it late nights in the mid-90s. Many of you may not know, but there was an episode during the 2nd season that was never aired. The episode was called “Rude Removal”. Dexter & Dee Dee inadvertently […]
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The TI-99er
Posted on 31. Mar, 2014 by Greg.
The year was 1983. Mom wouldn’t let us get an Atari 2600. She thought that video games were the devil or something. Well, actually I guess she figured she’d never be playing video games. So, we had to suffer. Ironically, every time I see her presently, she’s playing the crap out of “Simpsons: Tapped Out”. […]
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Cinnamon Toast Crunch Tribute / Chocolate Toast Crunch
Posted on 30. Mar, 2014 by Greg.
For those of you who have read this site for the last 9 years, you already know that I’m a fan of any kind of breakfast cereal. But, my favorite cereal of all time has to be Cinnamon Toast Crunch (CTC). I remember the first time I tried it was actually at my grandma’s house. […]
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