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Christmas Rewind – The Island of Misfit Toys…

Greg — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 02:13:21 +0000

Are you looking for my article on “The Island of Misfit Toys? Well, it’s right here:

Complete with new video!

the mystery box?!!?!?

Greg — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 19:20:39 +0000

Normally, I have some “clever” idea when I come up with an article on this site. Today, I just found a box in my closet, that I haven’t opened in years, and showed you all the crazy stuff I find inside. Fascinating, huh?
Click here to check out my latest article.

-Greg

It’s 1984… And They’re “The Evil Horde”

Greg — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 01:57:09 +0000

Today we look at one of the weirdest group of villians ever. Hey, it was the 80s, I’m suprised these villians weren’t wearing members only jackets and leg warmers. Click Here, and check out my latest article about “The Evil Horde”.

-g

Twizzlers vs. Red Vines (Plus Mr. Pibb)

Greg — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 22:14:56 +0000

The debate goes on. East Coast / West Coast, Republican / Democrat, Coke / Pepsi, etc… Well, today, We’re going to look at the great candy debate of Twizzlers VS Red Vines. We’ll also find out if Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious. Click on the pic above to read my latest article.

-Greg

My Pez Collection

Greg — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 21:58:51 +0000

Well, I finally did it. I went through my closet, dug through boxes, and took pictures of my entire PEZ Collection. There’s probably about 20 or so dispensers that are around somewhere, that I just couldn’t find. Anyway, I wrote an extensive article telling you the story of how I started collecting and I show you pretty much everything in my collection. Click Garfield & his dispensers above to check out my latest article.

-Greg

Classic Candy Commercials

Greg — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 02:49:05 +0000

Today, I’ve got a sweet tooth. Yep, I’m in the mood for some candy. So, I did something I haven’t done in months! I wrote a new article! Wow. Yeah, hopefully, it’ll catch on and I’ll actually start writing more full length articles instead of my short litttle updates. Anyway click the Hubba Bubba cowboy above to see the new article on Candy commercials of the 80s.

-Greg

Rudolph should get a life

Greg — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:46:43 +0000

Hey everyone.

I’m very sorry for the lack of updates lately. I guess I’ll have to make a resolution to update more often in 2009. Since it’s the holidays, I’ve been busy with the Christmas shopping, drinking and other festive stuff. You know, basically excuses.

You may or may not be new to my site. But, one of my favorite Christmas related articles is my look at the Misfit Toys. I bring it up because someone named Nicole, out of nowhere posted a comment to it. She basically told me to grow up and get a life. I guess she’s never seen my site before, because I’m rarely ever serious. I’m mostly full of sarcasm.

Anyway, go ahead and click on the picture above and check out my article on the Misfit Toys from 3 years ago. It comes complete with a bonus Deleted scene from Rudolph. Oh, and check out the comment I was talking about.

-Greg

It’s Finally here! Half-Assed TV: Episode 2

Greg — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:05:04 +0000

Okay, after years of waiting. I bring you half-assed tv: episode 2. This episode is all Halloween related stuff. I tried to keep it short and sweet to keep on YouTube.

Included in this episode you’ll see some “spooky” skits, an incomprehensible commercial, death, a halloween costume DIY project, etc…. The only problem is a couple sound issues during the DIY segment. It was transferred from my old DV tape that couldn’t be fixed. Anyway… here it is:

Rock Band 2

Greg — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:59:34 +0000

For those of you that know me, I’ve been absolutely addicted to Guitar Hero & Rock Band. I can’t get enough of them. I guess I figure, I can’t play a real instrument, so why rock not out with a plastic toy? Well, on Sunday, the next in the saga of plastic instrument video games came out: Rock Band 2! It doesn’t have a NOFX song like the upcoming Guitar Hero: World Tour game will have, but it does have my favorite Foo Fighters song on it. Click on the pic above to read my review on Rock Band 2.

-Greg

Keebler rips off Cookie Crisp!

Greg — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 02:05:55 +0000

I haven’t wrote an article for a long time. I felt like I better do something. On my way home from the grocery store a black cat crossed my path. So, this may be my legacy.

So, Click above and read up on the conspiracy. Ernie the Keebler Elf blatantly stole his idea for a new cereal from General Mills, makers of Cookie Crisp. Coincidence? I think not!

-Greg