THING: Have you seen Greg around here anywhere?
AFI Heart: Why would you want to see him, he's just a drunk?
THING: That lazy ass hasn't put up a new article on his website in weeks!!
AFI Heart: Well, I haven't seen him, and really could care less if you find him or not
THING: What the hell did you just say to me?!
AFI Heart: uhh, errr... nothing.. you know that really doesn't hurt me
THING: Oh really?! How About NOW!!!
AFI Heart: ohhh.. crap.. yeah.. that's it.. that hurts
THING: So are you going to tell me some info? or do I have to clobber you AND Greg?
AFI Heart: Go see skeletor, I saw them together about an hour ago. They were watching some new dvd or something
THING: Thanks PUNK!!!
AFI Heart: uhh.. yeah, no problem, now please loosen your grip
Skeletor: Hmmm... She looks like she would be fun to have a picnic with
THING: SKEL!!.. SKELETOR!!!
Skeletor: always when I'm reading
Skeletor: Just a second!
THING: what are you doing?
Skeletor: nothing
Skeletor: so what's so important that you had to bother my reading?
THING: I need to find Greg, he's been slacking on updates on his website!
Skeletor: I don't know where he went, but I know who will know how to find him
Skeletor: Take this
THING: A bottle opener
Skeletor: YES, what did you think I was going to give you a lawn mower?
THING: Well, neither one makes sense to me
Skeletor: Take it to Dr. Nick, he'll know what to do
THING: You better not take me on a wild goose chase!.. or I'll clobber you!
Skeletor: You know, my magical powers can destroy you don't you?
THING: I doubt it, but I don't feel like arguing, so I'm off to find Dr. Nick
Skeletor: okay, good luck
THING: Good luck? Your an evil villian! Start acting like one!
Skeletor: Go to Hell!
THING: there, that's more like it!
Sy-Kill: Come on He-man!, all I want is one delicious chip!
He-man: Sorry, I was put in charge to guard this tower of potato goodness
Sy-Kill: It's a damn can of pringles! Just give me one!
He-Man: NO!, besides, I'm bigger than you
Sy-Kill: Touché
THING: Have either of you seen Dr. Nick?
He-Man: No, but I've seen a cool new dvd. It's the Best of He-Man & the Masters of the Universe Season 1 & 2
Sy-Kill: What are you getting money off those things?
He-Man: Hell yeah!, I had to record commentary tracks on each cartoon, it was a tough 3 weeks of work
Sy-Kill: That's the first time you've had to work in like 20 years
THING: Guys!, could you please tell me where Dr. Nick is!
Sy-Kill: Why don't you try his office, dingleberry!
THING: I was going to look there
Sy-Kill: Sure you were!
THING: you guys suck, later
Dr. Nick: ...And my assessment is that you are just Nuts!
Dr. Nick: Ahh, Thing!, you're here, Skeletor told me you'd be by
THING: So you know how to get Greg with this bottle opener?!
Dr. Nick: Yeah, just open up the fridge and I'll help you
THING: ITS Clobberin TIME!!.. Wooo... actually.. ITS FRIDGE OPENING TIME!! YEAH!
Dr. Nick: Man, it stinks in here
THING: Yeah, something's gone bad
Dr. Nick: Good, there's one beer left, lift me up on the yogurt
Dr. Nick: On the count of 3...... 1......2.......
THING: THREE!!
THING: So what is this supposed to do?!
Dr. Nick: Just wait, we must hope that Greg heard the beer open
Dr. Nick: There he is!!
THING: AHHH!!, I'll get him
Dr. Nick: Follow Him!!
Greg: gulp gulp gulp
THING: grrrrr.... grrrrr
Greg: errr... huh?
THING: Why haven't you put new articles up on the site in a long time?!!
Greg: Awww Crap... don't cut my jugular please!
THING: I won't if you explain yourself
Greg: Okay, I've been at school, and I guess I've been lazy
THING: I thought your done will school now!
Greg: Well, yeah, I just got out
THING: Then, get to work on a new article before I have to cut you!
Greg: Fine!.. But I'm doing it because I want to, not because of you
THING: Well, I'm going to steal your beer now.. Greg: What?!
THING: mmmmmmmmmm...
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- Greg
7-28-05
