Obscure Christmas Songs

Posted on 23. Dec, 2009 by in Half-Assed Posts

Well, Christmas is almost here. With only 2 days away, let’s celebrate the season with the Christmas songs that you probably have never heard before. Today, we’ll look at a few “Christmas” songs that are soon to be classics played alongside Bing Crosby & Brenda Lee overhead in the Shopping Mall.

Before I get into anything, I’d just like to say that grooveshark.com is an awesome site. You can find almost any song, play it and embed it in your site.

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First up is a song from my favorite nerdcore rapper, mc chris. If you’ve never heard of him before, he’s used to play the character, Hesh, on Sealab 2021 on Adult Swim. He’s got a high pitch voice, but I dig it…

mc chris – evergreen

Okay, so a song about pot smoking hillbillies who work at a Christmas Tree farm isn’t the most Christmasy song there is, but it’s catchy.

Some memorable lines:
“On the first day of Christmas my Dealer gave to me, a bag of shrooms and some lsd”

“All I want for christmas is my 2 front teeth, and some mistletoe all up in this piece, maybe a girl that’s free of disease, and while I’m thinkin, throw in a couple of g’s”

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Next up is the band, Nerf Herder. They’re claim to fame is a song in the 90s about “Van Halen”. Well, they’re still around, and they came out with a Christmas album a few years ago.

Nerf Herder – I’ve got a boner for Christmas

Do I really have to explain anything about this song? Doesn’t the title say it all?

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Nerf Herder – Santa’s Got a Mullet

The second song from Nerf Herder basically explains what it would be like if Santa was like Joe Dirt. He’d basically be driving his Iroc and listening to Foghat!

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The final band is The Vandals. A very popular punk band with an awesome Christmas album. All the tracks on this cd are awesome. You should go out and buy it now! I chose a couple for you to listen to.

The Vandals – Thanks for Nothing

The Vandals – Oi To the World

So, there you go. There’s a few Christmas songs that are a break from the traditional.

-Greg

Want any of these albums? Get the mp3s from Amazon!

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One Response to “Obscure Christmas Songs”

  1. The Sexy Armpit

    30. Dec, 2009

    I’ve got Nerf Herder’s “Santa’s Got a Mullet,” but I think I’ll need to download the other Nerf Herder xmas songs! Happy New Year Greg!

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